Sockbaby Finally Figures It Out
Tinycat: I love this post and I love this food and I love this chair and I love this post again and yay best day ever!
Sockbaby: Hey what's going on in there?
Tinycat: OMG SHOESTRING! IT IS EVERYWHERE AND NOWHERE WTF?
Sockbaby: Shell Thing! You there?
Shell Thing: Yeah, what's up?
Sockbaby: Holycrap Shell Thing thank God you have to tell me what's going on in there.
Shell Thing: Well, there's a cat here doing cat things and stuff.
Sockbaby: Ok, what kind of cat is it? How old is it? Does it like rubs? How does it look? Has it been chasing things cuz that's important you should chase things. Oh, and does it have hangeyfangs...
Shell Thing: Dude. Settle down. I'm a turtle. I have no earthly clue what you're talking about.
Sockbaby: Ok. Ok. Listen, Shell Thing. Dude. I need you to focus. What can you tell me about this cat?
Shell Thing: it makes noise every once in a while.
Sockbaby: YOU'RE NOT HELPING
Tinycat: MUST. ARRANGE. SANDBOX.
Sockbaby: What the hell is going on in there?
Shell Thing: I dunno. I told you. It's doing cat stuff.
Sockbaby: I'm going downstairs.